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  1. Company: Two Guys, One Mic – Brave New Radio
    Contact: John
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    Date: 07/12/12
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    Whats up guys, just wanted to say thank you for supporting the scene.
    Glad there are still people like yourselves feeding the music industry
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    Please Allow Me To Introduce Myself.
    My name is Ethan Murphy, I am the vocalist for the USA based metal band
    SCARS OF ENVY.

    The following information is being shared with you with the full authorization
    of SCARS OF ENVY for promotional purposes only.

    Currently we are streaming one of our tracks, “Bred To Conquer” on our
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    Our full-length album titled “Forsaken Me” is available online from: CD Baby,
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    The online press kit is available to you now by going to the following url:

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    An Exclusive download code or Multi-track zip file will be provided upon reply confirmation.

    The cover art selected, created by Dorian Cleavenger keeps us in awe
    of his talent. The paintings for both the front and back of the
    forthcoming CD “Forsaken Me”, were created specifically for Scars Of
    Envy by Dorian Cleavenger.

    Dorian is best known for Vampirella /Lady Death, the series Art
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    If you require additional information I will
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    Official Music Video for “SMEAR” by Scars Of Envy – Forsaken Me ©2011

    Your time and attention is greatly appreciated. Have a Rockin’ 2012

    Respectfully,
    Ethan Murphy – SoE

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    Press Contact/Mailing Address:

    SCARS OF ENVY
    c/o Greg James
    314 Broadway
    Bayonne, NJ 07002

    Tel Contact: 1-848-333-1687 (USA)
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