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  1. Company: Two Guys, One Mic – Brave New Radio
    Contact: John
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    Date: 07/12/12

    Whats up guys, just wanted to say thank you for supporting the scene.
    Glad there are still people like yourselves feeding the music industry
    with hope!

    Please Allow Me To Introduce Myself.
    My name is Ethan Murphy, I am the vocalist for the USA based metal band

    The following information is being shared with you with the full authorization
    of SCARS OF ENVY for promotional purposes only.

    Currently we are streaming one of our tracks, “Bred To Conquer” on our
    official website and all the studio tracks on our
    Facebook page on the “My Band” ReverbNation tab.

    Our full-length album titled “Forsaken Me” is available online from: CD Baby,
    iTunes, and in over 2500+ retail stores nationwide.

    The online press kit is available to you now by going to the following url:
    USER: scarsofenvy
    PASS: soe2011

    An Exclusive download code or Multi-track zip file will be provided upon reply confirmation.

    The cover art selected, created by Dorian Cleavenger keeps us in awe
    of his talent. The paintings for both the front and back of the
    forthcoming CD “Forsaken Me”, were created specifically for Scars Of
    Envy by Dorian Cleavenger.

    Dorian is best known for Vampirella /Lady Death, the series Art
    Fantastix and numerous covers for Heavy Metal Magazine.

    If you require additional information I will
    supply it immediately.

    Official Music Video for “SMEAR” by Scars Of Envy – Forsaken Me ©2011

    Your time and attention is greatly appreciated. Have a Rockin’ 2012

    Ethan Murphy – SoE

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    314 Broadway
    Bayonne, NJ 07002

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