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Jersey John is the co-founder of TwoGuysOneMic.com. He enjoys horror movies, first-person shooters, hardcore, screamo and occasionally dreams of kicking your spoiled child square in the gonads. He hopes to someday run his very own Senior Citizen Fight Club. The first rule of Senior Citizen Fight Club is... You can follow more of his antics and useless banter on twitter: @_JerseyJohn