The PHAT Man’s New Year Resolution

PHAT Man here, and I want to wish you all a Happy New Year! Yep, the holidays are over and now you get to pay off all that debt you got yourself into while buying gifts for the family. To lighten it up though, just think of it this way, a new year means a new start! Which celebrities will bite the bullet this year? Will the US drop a deuce on Iran? (via hell-fire missles) Which celebrity sex tapes will surface this year? (keep your fingers crossed that it’s not Betty White) So many things to look forward to this year, it’s just going to be a doozey!

My New Years Resolution

 Everyone has a change they want to make in the New Year and frankly about 98% of those people never follow through. So I’m toasting off to a change worldwide. People in Africa, Somalia, The Article Circle, Ethiopia, New Zealand etc…..this year just promise yourself that YOU WON’T BE A DOUCHE. If the level of douchiness were to drop worldwide then maybe world peace just might have a chance. (as of now we’re all royally fucked) 
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