That’s right folks, we’ve reached the end of our 25 days of reminding you that people can still be giant assholes during the holidays! This morning was most likely a hail of wrapping paper and early morning boozing in anticipation of the next few hours to come. And we know just what could get you through the next few hours: METAL! Below I’ve compiled some of my favorite holiday songs that are sure to guarantee your loved ones are doing some windmills and starting circle pits around the half-dead pine tree that happens to be currently occupying your living room. Happy holidays!