$170 million? Fuck the Hungry! Let’s Launch Shit!

$170 Million Down The Shitter

Russia thought they could be super-hardcore bad asses and send their very own space probe to Mars. What they didn’t count on was that this $170 million dollar probe was worth dick in the end. Oh, not only is it worth dick but it’s also one of the most toxic pieces of space junk to ever fall to Earth. Hasn’t anyone learned that every mission to Mars ends up in the crapper. The U.S. has had several rovers on Mars that have all eventually bitten the dust leaving NASA scientists sitting around on Chat Roulette surrounded with an endless supply of Jergens. Russia, if you’re going to build a $170 million dollar space robot, be sure to check all the screws before launching.

“MOSCOW –  A Russian space probe designed to boost the nation’s pride on a bold mission to a moon of Mars came down in flames Sunday, showering fragments into the south Pacific west of Chile’s coast, officials said.

Pieces from the Phobos-Ground, which had become stuck in Earth’s orbit, landed in water 775 miles west of Wellington Island in Chile’s south, the Russian military Air and Space Defense Forces said in a statement carried by the country’s news agencies.

The military space tracking facilities were monitoring the probe’s crash, its spokesman Col. Alexei Zolotukhin said. Zolotukhin said the deserted ocean area is where Russia guides its discarded space cargo ships serving the International Space Station…”

Read more: http://www.foxnews.com/scitech/2012/01/15/russian-space-probe-to-crash-on-earth-within-hours/#ixzz1jZgm1ij8

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