25 Days of Douchebaggery: Day 23

Day 23

“Crunch Time”

It’s the day before Christmas Eve, for those of you who have all your shopping done bravo but for those of you who don’t we will keep you in our prayers. All New Jersey highways are over crowded with people trying to get into the mega malls, the mini malls, Walmarts, CVS’s, where ever you can purchase things that can be considered gifts. People are cutting each other off in traffic, grannies are flipping the bird, the mentally unstable are keying cars in the parking lot in an effort to get those last minute gifts. Where ever you go shopping these next 48 hours be sure to bring mace, a gatling gun, and brass knucks.

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