25 Days of Douchebaggery: Day 22

Day 22

“Repetitive Christmas Music”

Yup, it’s that time of the year. Radio stations around the globe dedicate all of their scheduled programming to 24/7 Christmas music, some starting in November! You’ll hear some good ole classics like:

  • Dreaming of a White Christmas ( it’s going to be sunny),
  • Santa Clause is Coming to Town (suck one Springsteen),
  • Little Drummer Boy (barumpa bum bum SHUT THE FUCK UP)
  • I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Clause (Makes you wonder who your real father is)

So next time you’re going for a drive make sure to carry your CD collection, iPod, or whatever it is you store your music on because you know after about 5 Christmas songs you’re ready to take a hostage.

 Santa Clause FAIL

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