25 Days of Douchebaggery: Day 18

Day 18

“All I Want For Christmas”

Remember the days when kids use to behave in order to get gifts? Well this 13 year old girl has taken a new approach.

Christmas letters to Santa asking for a new bike or toy are usually endearing notes penned by wide-eyed innocent children. 

But Mekeeda Austin has warned Father Christmas that he will be ‘killed’ if he fails to deliver at least two of her long list of gifts – including a BlackBerry smartphone and ‘the real-life Justin Bieber’. 

The 13-year-old goes even further and threatens to ‘hunt down’ Old Nick’s reindeer so she can ‘cook them and serve their meat to homeless people on Xmas day’. 

Her mother, Tracey, from Brickhill, Bedford, found the note – which ends ‘Remember… two of these, or you die’ – in Mekeeda’s school bag but has vowed to try to meet her daughter’s demands rather than punish her. 

‘When I first found the letter, I thought it was funny. Now I think I’d better get her what she wants. The last thing I want is for her to kill Santa,’ said Mrs Austin, 40. 

And the demanding Mekeeda added: ‘I don’t really believe in Santa any more but I was angry because I thought I wasn’t going to get all the presents I wanted this year. 

‘I want all of these things and I don’t see why I shouldn’t get them.’

Read more: http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/884797-schoolgirl-threatens-to-kill-santa-claus-if-he-doesnt-bring-the-right-presents#ixzz1h2CBVZVV

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