Christmas and New Years is a time for people to spend time with friends and family that you’ve bee strategically avoiding for the past 12 months. It’s also a great time to show that ex-significant other how much you care by repeatedly stabbing them with a set of deer antlers. Can we make this shit up? No. Do we wish there was a camera recording all of this? Fuck yes! Out of all the possible weapons to brandish in a domestic dispute, this has to be the most hardcore. So when you and the Mrs. are ready to throw down: sharpen your candy canes, poison some cookies and deck the halls…mother fuckers!