Did you spend Black Friday out at the mall with duel wielding pepper sprays just to get that new smart phone? Was it because you had no idea what else to get your significant other? It’s time to say “Fuck that phone!” and look into getting them something more genuine and unique. Here’s where to go:
That’s right, get your significant other a variety of different animal urine!
What a selection! $2,000 Best Buy HD TV? Hell No. Bobcat Urine Spray? Fuck yeah!You can’t go wrong with PredatorPee.com. If you’re lucky they might send you a complimentary “R. Kelly Predator Pee Sprinkler” for the kids! (Prohibited where necessary)