Episode 55: “Obese Biking, Breaking and Entering & Slow Speed Chases”

August 9, 2015 // 0 Comments

What it is people?!?! We’re back with another moral-crushing episode of the Two Guys, One Mic podcast! This episode includes stories of motivation, failure, success, and a deep discussion on why there seems to be a holiday being declared every single day. Be sure to stick around at the end of the podcast to hear music from our friends in the band The Blithedale Romance! It’s time to roll your windows down, turn your system up and back hand your grandma continuously. It’s time for Two Guys, One Mic! Tweet

Movie Review: Ted 2

July 21, 2015 // 0 Comments

I’ll be honest – I was pretty bummed when I first read that the gorgeous Mila Kunis would not be returning for the sequel to one of the finest and funniest modern comedies and that Amanda Seyfreid’s character would serve as John Bennett’s new love interest. Mila and Mark had good chemistry and made a great fake couple in the original. Not to mention, the fact that Lori and John are now divorced kind of negates the ending of the first one, since it ended with Lori wishing Ted back to life because she knew how much he meant to John, and it made her realize how much she loved him, which caused her to forgive him. In essence, there would be no Ted 2 if it weren’t for […]

Episode 54: “Balloon Chairs, Raccoon Vigils & The Wheelchair Bank Robber”

July 16, 2015 // 0 Comments

Welcome back to another episode filled with news that if you read it out loud to any of your friends, they’d probably make fun of you and call you names! This time around we’re discussing a desperate means of attention, the passing of a public icon and a bunch of bank tellers that seriously just suck at their jobs. Stick around to the end to hear some awesome new music from our friends in Premonitions. They’re playing the Van’s Warped Tour on July 19th at PNC Bank Arts Center in Holmdel, NJ! Send us your music, we’ll play it and the masses will judge you! Send everything to [email protected]! Until next time, we’re out. Peace! Tweet

Episode 53: “Eating Turds, Missing Legs & Deadly Atomic Wedgies”

June 7, 2015 // 0 Comments

Welcome back to another episode filled with laughter, heartbreak and stories that will be sure to give your kids Irritable Bowel Syndrome. This time around we’re chatting about one Asian man’s special snack, where your legs end up after surgery and one stepson’s practical joke that turned deadly. Stick around to the end of the show and hear bad ass new music from our friends in Franchise! Need advice but you can’t afford a therapist to listen to your sob story of a life? Ask us. We’re literally the least qualified to help! Send all your questions to [email protected] or hit us up on Facebook and Twitter! Until next time, we’re out. PEACE! Tweet

Episode 52: “Falling Tombstones, Cremation Dildos & Serious Monkey Business “

May 9, 2015 // 0 Comments

It’s that time again and boy do we  have an episode for you guys! Filled with laughter, tears and questionable objects both entering and exiting the human (and non-human) body, we’re probably never going to get sponsorship. This time around we discuss what someone would or wouldn’t do to save an animal they love, a mother-in-law’s vengeance from the grave and much more! Stick around til the end to hear music from our friends in Apostle of Solitude! Send us music and a disembodied voice of our choosing will read your biography in a funny voice! Send all inquiries to [email protected]! Until next time, we’re out…PEACE! Tweet

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