Episode 57: “Court Summons, Wedding Crasher & Faking Disabilities”

October 30, 2015 // 0 Comments

http://www.twoguysonemic.com/Episode-57.mp3 Podcast: Download | EmbedSubscribe: iTunes | Android | RSS Welcome back to another episode where two fat guys trash talk the things you love and make you realize you also hate those things, which also makes you a bad person. This time around we talk about what we all wish we could do to a court summons, why crashing a wedding will almost definitely be a horrible idea and how faking a disability makes you a huge chode. Halloween is here too so we’re discussing some movies you need to check out and show some toddlers to ruin their lives. Stick around until the end to head sick tunes from our friends in Decades! Their new EP is on iTunes, Spotify and you can […]

The Casino; The Greatest Yet Most Depressing Place To Be

October 20, 2015 // 0 Comments

  You’re driving down the highway with all your friends, heading down to the good ole casino. You feel it in your veins, lady luck is definitely on your side. You imagine yourself walking out of their with a six figure check, drinks in hand, and with lady luck grinding up on your Johnson. You pull in to the parking garage and fourty five minutes later you finally find a parking spot. “I was born a winner”, the phrase you repeat to yourself over and over as you walk towards the casino. As the elevator progresses down each floor you can feel the luck building up inside you as you slowly reach the casino floor. The elevator doors open and you’re greeted by flashing lights, […]

Episode 56: “Booby Traps, Sniffing Feet & Daycare Fight Clubs”

September 29, 2015 // 0 Comments

http://twoguysonemic.com/wp/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/Episode-56.mp3 Podcast: Download | EmbedSubscribe: iTunes | Android | RSS Welcome back to yet another episode, sure to titillate the senses and help you drop a few IQ points in the process! This time around we learn of some people who just don’t want you in their homes, how some people’s fetishes just go to far and what your young ones are really learning at their daycare facilities. Stick around until the end to check out some awesome tunes from our friends in Born A New! Their new EP, New Chapter, is available now! Are you in a band that needs more recognition than that one show you played for your grandma and her friends at their assisted care facility? Send your music, bio and […]

Band Interview: Premonitions

September 24, 2015 // 0 Comments

Premonitions is a six piece band from Long Branch, New Jersey. They started out as a band formed back in high school but as the years passed they decided that this was something that they wanted to do for a very, very long time. After multiple line /member changes they finally believe that they’re exactly where they need to be. Members of Premonitions Include: Ryan,Vinny, Louie, Carl, Willie, Dom Kaitlyn: Every band has to start somewhere. Can you go back to the very beginning? What/when was the first time you all met each other and when did you decide to start a band? Premonitions: The current line up is way different than what we originally had, but what is cool about is is: evert member, past and current, are all on good terms and good […]

Showgirls: The Epitome of Awesomely Bad

September 23, 2015 // 0 Comments

Hang on to your stripper poles and bad wigs. You’re about to feel older than Cristal Connors did when she was pushed down the stairs and broke her hip. The 20-year anniversary of one of the most notoriously terrible cult classics ever, Showgirls, is upon us. It was on September 22, 1995 that the not-quite-yet masterpiece made its way into (reluctant) theaters. Its NC-17 rating and raunchiness was already causing controversy, and its scornful reviews were certainly not helping its chances for success. It wound up becoming a box-office bomb, leaving fingers pointing at director Paul Verhoeven, screenwriter Joe Eszterhas, and (quite unfairly) star Elizabeth Berkley. In the following years, however, it started to build a steady fan base. It eventually became one of MGM’s top 20 best-sellers of all […]

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